I'm sure this will be controversial: an infographic summarizing the differences between the political Left and the political Right:
(keep clicking through to get to a full-size readable version).
Probably both sides will find things to complain about, though I suspect the right will be more upset. The terms used there seem negative to me, or is that just because I'm on the left?
Interesting that they made a "US" version, which simply has the colors reversed! I knew our settling on blue for left was a recent innovation, I hadn't realized that the rest of the world long ago settled on the opposite.