How else would a determinedly geeky guy survive a trip to Ikea?
By pretending it's an adventure game, and writing a
IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character
of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings.
In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled
with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer,
and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized.