I received this email this morning:

Hi there!

I noticed your blog about  PacMan  at http://www.nedbatchelder.com/blog/200311.html, and think you may be of some help to me. I’m reaching out to you on behalf of Sears and M80 regarding the Sears, Kmart, and Readysetholiday.com holiday games. Because of your interest in PacMan, I thought that you might enjoy playing these games, such as Puzzler and Candy Cane Race. If you like the games, perhaps you would be interested in posting a banner, blurb or review on your blog? Anyone who spreads the word will get a special holiday present from Sears & Kmart. You can check out the following games: Puzzler, Toy Factory, Candy Cane Race, and Snowball Fight. Please let me know what you think!

Thanks!
Lauren, M80
Lauren@m80im.com
www.m80im.com / www.m80teams.com

I can't blame Lauren for trying. A search of the blogosphere turned up a hit on my blog for "PacMan", and she's hoping to get a dribble of viewers from my mention here of her games. She must have sent many of these emails, and didn't have time to determine if I was at all likely to be interested in her cheesy promotional games (make a jigsaw puzzle from items in the catalog!), much less to find out what my name is for a personalized greeting. I thought the excess space around the first "PacMan" was a nice touch, though.

But Lauren should know by now that asking bloggers to write is the worst possible way to get the kind of writing she wants. They tend to ignore you, or worse, they write posts counter to your goals. For example, read Joel Spolsky's slam of Sprint's Power Vision Network, which he wrote only because Sprint kept begging him to write about them.

Blogs are a tricky thing for traditional marketers: there are a lot of people out there talking about a lot of things. Blogs have made headlines with the ways that they have started or powered movements that wouldn't have happened without them. There's clearly a lot of power out there. But they are not well-behaved like the traditional press. If Lauren had contacted a magazine, she would have a chance to talk to the writer, and would probably know roughly what would be printed, and when. With bloggers, it's a total crap shoot. The control is totally gone. Marketers are tempted by the power and the possibilities, but haven't yet learned how to get bloggers to do what they want (if they ever can).

OK, Lauren, I've posted my blurb. Do I get my gift?

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Joe Grossberg 12:26 PM on 21 Dec 2006

Why'd you leave the links in there? You would have made your point effectively, without promoting them like that.

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gavin elster 7:41 PM on 9 Jul 2007

Yep. I got so pissed that I culled as much info about the person who sent me the e-mail and posted that persons info on my blog. I did actually get a dvd from them and posted my review but I made sure that people new it was a solicited request for a review and made sure my readers knew all about the poor soul that asked me to do so. Oh and if you look at the HTML that they provide on the site you'll notice it contains trackers to track you and your readers.

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