A bit off-topic, but not too much so. Recently, a friend who is a teacher at a private school came to visit for the day. He shared with us the word "A-B-C-darian", a term that is used in his school to describe the kids that are between toddlers and kindergartners. These kids are learning their A-B-Cs...hence the name.

A basic conundrum.
Does eloquence follow general hubris?
In jest, kindly lummocks make noise,
overly pompous quills reign.
Simpletons talking under veils
Whilst xylophagous yeoman zig?

Reminds me of the "macabre ABC book" by Edward Gorey, The Gashlycrumb Tinies:

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond, thrown from a sleigh
...

Google it; the whole book is online. "Nice" illustrations. :)

The connection is, if I recall rightly, the existence of several 26-letter ABC poems also by Gorey.

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